Fantasy sports can be frustrating. No matter how many hours you put into constructing the perfect cheat sheet, identifying sleepers and busts, or picking out the perfect draft strategy, everything can come down to just a couple plays.
And no matter how much effort you put in, you simply can't predict those few swings. Fantasy football is a game of skill six days of the week, but on game day, it's all luck.
That's what makes it important for fantasy owners to find another way to win. And one way to do that is to come up with a great name for your fantasy team.
On draft day, you might picky a lousy team. But if you have the coolest name at the table? Nobody can make fun of you. Having a great name is the ultimate power move, because even if your team doesn't live up to expectations, you can still always play the, "Well, I have the best name!" card. And believe it or not, that does have some value.
Lucky for you, we've got a bunch of great fantasy name options to choose from ahead of the 2019 fantasy football season. They range from clever to punny to cringeworthy, but they're available nonetheless. And some of them will be sure to get you some attention.
Without further ado, let's get started first with the Patriots-specific team names.
Tom Brady
Brady GaGa
My Fair Brady
Brady and the Tramp
The Real Slim Brady
The Barenaked Brady’s
Sony Michel
Sony Side Up
Sony With A Chance
It’s Always Sony in Philadelphia
My Little Sony
Dog and Sony Show
One-trick Sony
Say it Ain’t Sony
James White
White of the Living Dead
Friday White Lights
Monday White Football
The Hunger James
A Midsummer White’s Dream
Julian Edelman
Ladies and Edelman
Crown Julians
An Officer and an Edelman
N'Keal Harry
N’Keal and Dime Shop
N’Kealback
When Harry met Brady
N’Keal of Fortune
Let’s Make N’Keal
And now, for the rest of the league:
Pour one out for Mahomes
North by NorthWentz
Mayfield of Dreams
A Song of Matty Ice and Fire
Kerryon My Wayward Son
The Guice is Right
What can Brown do for you?
Mixon Match
Too good to be Trubisky
Le'Ve and the Jets
For whom Le'V Bell tolls
Conner Role
Summer Brees
Cry Me a Rivers
Guns and Rosens
The Round Mound of Touchdown (Good for any workhorse back)
Working for the Zeke-End
Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood
Kyler, The Creator
Super Mariota
Kamara Ready
Fournette about it!
Bad JuJu/Good JuJu
Saquon Me
Seven Deadly Hopkins
Bend it like Beckham
The Farmer in Odell
Gurley Next Door
The Gurley with the Dragon Tattoo
Aaron on the Side of Caution
More than a Thielen (bonus point if you get Thielen and D.J. Moore)
Hooked on a Thielen
Too Many Cooks (get Dalvin and Brandin to really make this one work)
Fight Chubb
So Good it Ertz
Malcolm in the Kittle
Pop Lockett Drop It
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